Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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What do you call a funny baked good?

A pun

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!