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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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What do you call a herpes pun?

A play on warts

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

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What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

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What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!