Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

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What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.