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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's green and flies over Poland?

Snotzis.

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size?

Four-tified

Mothball Jokes More Mothball Jokes

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A really big moth!

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth