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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

Mothball Jokes More Mothball Jokes

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A really big moth!