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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

Mothball Jokes More Mothball Jokes

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A really big moth!