Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What does a leg do when it gets exasperated?

It thighs.

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

Mothball Jokes More Mothball Jokes

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth