Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

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What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

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How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.