Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

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How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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Where do birds invest their money?

In the stork market!

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.