Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!