How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

By the buckle print on her forehead.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.