How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?

I don't know I wasn't invited!

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

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How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

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What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.