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How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

She got Holm schooled told me to go here.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.