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How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!