Legs. Spread the word.
Blue Sonnet
Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?
They're both easily spread.
Marma'lady
Pyroglyphs.
Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
Because it saw the pillow slip.
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
Memementos
Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).
Random Dude: [...💘]
Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
Jose can you see
FIRETRUCK.
I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.
The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".
50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.
That's inappropriate.
A good start.
With a plunger.
Noth
As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)
Only one but he'll tell everybody.
Namaste.
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo
