Legs. Spread the word.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Blue Sonnet
Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?
They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.
They're both easily spread.
Marma'lady
One. You just have to spread him real thin.
Pyroglyphs.
Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.
Because if they don't spread they are worthless.
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.
Because it saw the pillow slip.
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
Memementos
Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).
Random Dude: [...💘]
Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
I'll catch you later!
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.
When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.
Walnuts
An anti-derivative.
The Hare Force
King Kongcorde!
Triggernometry
A spear has a point!
Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Because they never dig up daddies.
Your family has impeccable taste.
Because they're always throwing up their hands.
