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What do you call an empty field?

The French army at the beginning of a war!

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War Jokes More War Jokes

What is statistically three times worse than a war?

Three wars

What do you call baby ents that are going to war?

The infantree.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

French Army Jokes More French Army Jokes

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

What do you call an empty field?

The French army at the beginning of a war!