What do you call an empty field?

The French army at the beginning of a war!

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How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

Which war was the hungriest?

Viet-nom.

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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

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When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

FIRETRUCK.

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How do French psychologists like their beverages?

Froid

What does a French truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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What do you call an empty field?

The French army at the beginning of a war!

What is the most useful thing in the French Army?

A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!