What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

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How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

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What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

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How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

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Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

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Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!