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What do you call an empty field?

The French army at the beginning of a war!

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War Jokes More War Jokes

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

French Army Jokes More French Army Jokes

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

What do you call an empty field?

The French army at the beginning of a war!