What do you call an empty field?

The French army at the beginning of a war!

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What is statistically three times worse than a war?

Three wars

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Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field!!

What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

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What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

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How do French thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

When it's French fried.

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What do you call an empty field?

The French army at the beginning of a war!

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.