What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

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What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

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Whats a weightlifters favorite kind of math?

AlgeBRUH!

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

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What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

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What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.