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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

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What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats Asuma sensei's favorite jutsu?

Ninja art.. CAMEL CRUSH!

Why are prison escapees so frustrating?

Because they never finish their s

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC