What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

X Jokes More X Jokes

What super hero league is Caitlyn Jenner part of?

The X-Men

What's Caitlyn Jenner's favorite comic book?

X-Men

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

Whats reddits favorite tv show?

The OC.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What do you call an empty field?

The French army at the beginning of a war!

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)