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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

How's life?

She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

X Jokes More X Jokes

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's six feet tall, silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.