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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

X Jokes More X Jokes

What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.