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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

X Jokes More X Jokes

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the opposite of under?

Der.

Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!