Landmine Jokes

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Middle Night Jokes More Middle Night Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

It depends how hard you throw.

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip