Landmine Jokes

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

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What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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The police found it easier than arresting her.

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A feminist

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken.

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Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

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What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

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What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

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Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What do you call a disabled Lego?

An O.

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What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Whats in the middle of girl's leg?

And the answer is, 'Knee'