Landmine Jokes

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Middle Night Jokes More Middle Night Jokes

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.