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What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).