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What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Kanye West Jokes More Kanye West Jokes

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

Rant Jokes More Rant Jokes

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.