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Mothball Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A really big moth!

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

What did the Moth say to the other Moth?

I'Moth

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

Right Hand Jokes More Right Hand Jokes

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly

What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.