Mothball Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A really big moth!

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

Big Moth Jokes More Big Moth Jokes

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A really big moth!

What's the biggest moth in the world?

A mammoth!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

A peta-file.

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.