Mothball Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Big Moth Jokes More Big Moth Jokes

What's the biggest moth in the world?

A mammoth!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

Right Hand Jokes More Right Hand Jokes

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!

Leave Hand Jokes More Leave Hand Jokes

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.