Mothball Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A really big moth!

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

Leave Hand Jokes More Leave Hand Jokes

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

Big Moth Jokes More Big Moth Jokes

What's the biggest moth in the world?

A mammoth!

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A really big moth!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Right Hand Jokes More Right Hand Jokes

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!