Mothball Jokes

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

Leave Hand Jokes More Leave Hand Jokes

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

Right Hand Jokes More Right Hand Jokes

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!