What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

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What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

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Icy dead people!

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They never got a reaction out of him.

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There wasn't mush-room.

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I think I'm coming down with something.

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What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid