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What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

Black Dad Jokes More Black Dad Jokes

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid