What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

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What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

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What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek