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What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you tell a kid with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told him twice.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

Black Dad Jokes More Black Dad Jokes

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid