Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

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Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

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Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'