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Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

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What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

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What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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Whats brown and sounds like a bell?

DUUUUUuU

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

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What does the ISIS donkey say?

Jihaaaad

What is ISIS?

They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me....

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What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one