Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

What's the best part about having a blind partner?

You know they won't be seeing other people.

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How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

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What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks!" Doctor: "Nine."

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi