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Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What's the difference between a schoolmaster and a stationmaster?

The stationmaster minds trains while the schoolmaster trains minds.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

M Jokes More M Jokes

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt