Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

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How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

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What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

What do you call a bunch of unicorns?

A unicornucopia.

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What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.