Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
To see how she looks like when sleeping.
Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
Unioncorns.
Because they don't exist
You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.
