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Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

Little Guy Jokes More Little Guy Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.