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Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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Burst Jokes More Burst Jokes

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

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Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Trojan Horse Jokes More Trojan Horse Jokes

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

Little Guy Jokes More Little Guy Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.