Burst Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

Trojan Jokes More Trojan Jokes

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What breaks when you give it to a baby?

Its hips.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Little Guy Jokes More Little Guy Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.