Burst Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

God Dam Jokes More God Dam Jokes

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

Little Guy Jokes More Little Guy Jokes

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Darude Sandstorm Jokes More Darude Sandstorm Jokes

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

What's a desert's favorite song?

Darude-Sandstorm

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Trojan Horse Jokes More Trojan Horse Jokes

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!