Burst Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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God Dam Jokes More God Dam Jokes

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

Isaiah Jokes More Isaiah Jokes

What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?

Isaiah!

Sunlight Jokes More Sunlight Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny