Burst Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

What do you call a mean dust storm?

Darude - Sandstorm

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

Little Guy Jokes More Little Guy Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long?

Tangerine

Isaiah Jokes More Isaiah Jokes

What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?

Isaiah!

World Jokes More World Jokes

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit?

On The Wire.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting