Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

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What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)