Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)
Have you tried turning the light off and back on?
Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)
