Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Crib Jokes More Crib Jokes

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world?

You put it back in the crib.