Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

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How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

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Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

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What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

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Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)