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Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

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What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.