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What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

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What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

Balloon Animal Jokes More Balloon Animal Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

Trojan Horse Jokes More Trojan Horse Jokes

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.