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What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

Trojan Horse Jokes More Trojan Horse Jokes

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.