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Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Balloon Animal Jokes More Balloon Animal Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

Accent Jokes More Accent Jokes

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

200 Jokes More 200 Jokes

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

Wink Jokes More Wink Jokes

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals