Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

Balloon Animal Jokes More Balloon Animal Jokes

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

Why does Gru speak with an accent?

Because he's Arminion.

200 Jokes More 200 Jokes

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Wink Jokes More Wink Jokes

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."