Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
Don't worry, I've got you covered.
Because he was Legolas.
Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
Oscar im so sorry
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
He wanted someone who understood and case.
They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun
My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking
