Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What
If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.
A cub reporter.
The Adhomineminal Snowman
Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!
Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.
Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
