Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
Because he thought people were taking him for granite.
Laminated
A chocolate BAAA
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.
Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.
Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.
They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun
He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
