Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.
Don't move -- I've got you covered.
The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.
Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.
TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**
An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one
Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
He wanted to double his prophets.
Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".
