Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.
He got hit by a bus!
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
Because they were 50% off!
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.
One. It's a trick question.
Pigs don't fit in chimneys.
What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth
