Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

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What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

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Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.