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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

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Bachelor Jokes More Bachelor Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

How does a solar system have a party?

They planet

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.