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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

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Bachelor Jokes More Bachelor Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song?

That's my pay-per jam.

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

Stem sell research.