Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

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Bachelor Jokes More Bachelor Jokes

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

Stem sell research.