A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Because they were 50% off!
Because they're so rare.
Exchange him.
They must not like Kraft
When there's a stripper in front of you.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
Two flutists playing in unison.
Terminal Illness
A terminal illness.
I expect to Potter-own 'em.
Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"
Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.
Shh I'm undercovers
Tobogany.
I didnt have either growing up
