A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
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Because they were 50% off!
Because they're so rare.
Exchange him.
None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
A Terminal Illness.
It had a terminal illness.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Your Honor.
It's a dead giveaway.
The past tense of "moo"!
Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party
17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.
A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.
Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne
A refrigerator.
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
They went outside and exchanged blows.
