A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Because they were 50% off!
Because they're so rare.
Exchange him.
In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!
I didnt have either growing up
I am in bed and thinking about you... And you my dear - I am at a club... And sitting right behind you!!
Give her the D.
Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.
Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...
Because there was a 50% chance of rain
The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.
I'm confused.
A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you
They exchange cell numbers.
A terminal illness.
It had a terminal illness.