Bachelor Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

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Where does the red fern grow?

In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you... And you my dear - I am at a club... And sitting right behind you!!

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

Smart Woman Jokes More Smart Woman Jokes

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.

Exchange Jokes More Exchange Jokes

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Terminal Illness Jokes More Terminal Illness Jokes

What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness.

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.