Bachelor Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does Green Day say before bed?

Green night

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

Exchange Jokes More Exchange Jokes

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."