A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Because they were 50% off!
Exchange him.
A. Opposites attract.
Cantaloupe...
Cantaloupe.
I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.
Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers...
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
Terminal illness
It had a terminal illness.
Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.
A bird who steals!
Half a centipede!
Why not 5,000 What's stopping them
