Bachelor Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

March Madness Sale

Love

$5.99

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

You might also enjoy:

Marry Man Jokes More Marry Man Jokes

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What state is the highest on every top 50 list?

Colorado.

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

What is a virgin's least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.

What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.