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What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.