How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

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How many roads must a man walk?

42

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

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How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

What is white and twelve inches long?

Nothing

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How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Look for the fresh prints.