How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

What's white and ten inches long?

Nothing.

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How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

How do you spot Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You look for the fresh prints.