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How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

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How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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How Pokemon Go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon!"

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

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What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.

What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

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How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Look for the fresh prints.