How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

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Who's there! Alexander! Alexander who?

Alexander friend are coming over!

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

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What is white and twelve inches long?

Nothing

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Look for the fresh prints.

How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.