What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

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What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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What is a 'forum'?

Two-um plus two-um.

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Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

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For the watch.