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What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

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What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

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Two test tickles

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

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What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

What is a 'forum'?

Two-um plus two-um.

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What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.