What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

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What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

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Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

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What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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What is a 'forum'?

Two-um plus two-um.

What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

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Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch