Socrate Jokes

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

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What is a 'forum'?

Two-um plus two-um.

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Plato Jokes More Plato Jokes

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

How often did the asian cow go to the gym?

Dairy

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.