Socrate Jokes

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

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What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Why was a blind man's leg wet?

Her dog was blind too.

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How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

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How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's Day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do Native American and modern day American society have in common?

Navaho lot.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.