What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

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When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

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What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer!