What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

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How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

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You take it to the Moo-seum.

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer!