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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!