What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

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What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner?

The cold shoulder

What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.