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What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

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What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

What is 168?

Dinner for 4.