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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

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Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

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What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder