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What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

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Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.