What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

What's worse than a fish in the SS?

In. Man, I did that coming.

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Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat?

How much their husbands make

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)