What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

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What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.