What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

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They both enjoy handshakes.

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Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

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Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.