A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
An alcoholic.
None. There are no there.
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!
They're not infallible
Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.
Thanks for the mammaries!
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.
A Paralegal.
Because every other letter is not E!
