A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
Because he couldn't concentrate.
Ouch!
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.
Wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.
A Paralegal.
Because every other letter is not E!
