Q Jokes

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

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How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

What do they call Miley Cyrus in France?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

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What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.

What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha Ching!*

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

What do you call an American communist?

Manifesto Destiny

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What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak?

Parcel-tongue

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

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When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.