Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
You switch the 'n' with 'q'.
The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
Q
Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!
Dude, your is hanging out
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
They're not infallible
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!
To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!
He had to wait in a Q!
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!
One had to P.
Because he was always spotted.
Deterrent.
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.
They'll tell you.
Ceasefire
Vault Disney
So he can kick out at 2.
Half of a cat.
Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.
Half a cat
He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.
You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
She doesn't, she's dead
A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.
He had a 2-2.
Feyonce.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
