Q Jokes

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

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How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

Alley Jokes More Alley Jokes

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!