Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
You switch the 'n' with 'q'.
The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
Q
Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!
Dude, your is hanging out
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
They're not infallible
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!
To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!
He had to wait in a Q!
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!
One had to P.
Because he was always spotted.
Deterrent.
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
Paras
So the Germans can march in the shade.
Steal a chicken
Konnichihuahua
A girl scout that got hit by a car.
Employed people.
There was nothing to do back then.
A Prontosaur.
Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.
Booooooo, Booooooo
NEINtales
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He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
Christmas Adam
