Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
You switch the 'n' with 'q'.
The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
Q
Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!
Dude, your is hanging out
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
They're not infallible
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!
To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!
He had to wait in a Q!
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!
One had to P.
Because he was always spotted.
Deterrent.
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.
About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!
To study economics.
From Moscow
There is no sound... The P is silent.
Urinate
Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out
AUDI.
What branch of government actually listens to the people?
They branch out
100 meter Daesh
Don't move -- I've got you covered.
Lead injections.
He thought they said internet camp
