Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
You switch the 'n' with 'q'.
Q
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
They're not infallible
He had to wait in a Q!
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!
One had to P.
Because he was always spotted.
Deterrent.
A crushed Asian
An Astronaut
Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
A Prontosaur.
You're going to have to be a little patient.
3 blind mice.
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Because it's a cold day in hell....
DMV.
There is no sound... The P is silent.
Because the pee is silent.
Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.
Lean Beef.
