Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
You switch the 'n' with 'q'.
The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
Q
Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
They're not infallible
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
He had to wait in a Q!
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!
One had to P.
Because he was always spotted.
Deterrent.
Snoop Dogg.
Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.
Vitamin bills!
Drunkin Donuts
A slantelope.
Because the cow has the udder
Urine trouble, mate!
Because the pee is silent.
Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.
Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.
A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.
A CATalog
There were no jokes in the Post.
