What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".