What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

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What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon.... And Jon Hamm.

What does a Mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.