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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

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Babies

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window