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What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".