What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

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What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

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When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..