What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

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What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

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Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.