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What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

What does Snoop Dogg say to his baby?

Kushie kushie koo

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!