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What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

What can save a dying blonde?

Hair transplants.

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

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How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

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What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper