What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

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How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.

What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.