What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

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What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

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What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.