What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

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What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

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How many sides does a Pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.