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What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

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What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

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Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.