What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

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How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.