What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

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Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.