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What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

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What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys