Power Ranger Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

What do you call a drug-addicted vampire?

Crackula

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

Who was saved?

The Russian people

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Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

Why can't Ray Charles read?

Because he's black.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

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What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.