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Power Ranger Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

My zipper!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers?

Smolger's. &lt.&lt

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Morphine Time Jokes More Morphine Time Jokes

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.