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Power Ranger Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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What saved the ship?

Flambuoyancy

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

My zipper!

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

Because he's a kaiju

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Morphine Time Jokes More Morphine Time Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!