Power Ranger Jokes

What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

You might also enjoy:

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

Bleotch!!

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

Who came after Augustus?

Septembrus

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Kkk Jokes More Kkk Jokes

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

Because he's a kaiju

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.