Power Ranger Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

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How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

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What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

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What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!