Morphine Time Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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Power Ranger Jokes More Power Ranger Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What do you call a drug-addicted duck?

A quackhead.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!