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Morphine Time Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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Power Ranger Jokes More Power Ranger Jokes

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

How do you turn tap water into holy water?

You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs?

Methed up

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."