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Morphine Time Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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Steven King. JK Rowling.

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We abuse

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What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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It's morphine time!

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Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red.:

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

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What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.