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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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What do you call a drug addict who has been awake for 14 days straight?

A "two-weeker"

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills