What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

What is a drug addicts favorite snack?

Crack-ers