What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.