What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.