What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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What do you call a drug addict who has been awake for 14 days straight?

A "two-weeker"

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.