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What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

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Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.