What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.