What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

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What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

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How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.