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What do you call a man with no will to live?

Willis.

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

Bill Cosby

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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.