How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

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What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.