The man responded, "Like a glove".
A cataract
X-Men.
Because the snowblower was coming.
His pants had no ballroom.
Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
Don't worry, you'll fit right in.