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How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.