How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

How are you doing?

And you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

Why isn't he responding to us?

I'm annoyed H I A N N O Y E D I M D A D

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball