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How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did one fly say to the other?

Your man is down'

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

He Apollo-gized.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

How could you do this to me?

She cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.