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Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

How could you do this to me?

She cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.