Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

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Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

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Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!