Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

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In the midnight hour she cried "Moe! Moe! Moe!"

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

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Strawberry filled forever.

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

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What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam.