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Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do you call it when a mother has twin boys in Arizona?

Tucson.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What's the worst kind of jam?

A traffic jam!

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.