Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

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What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.