Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

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Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.