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Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

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What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

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Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse