Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

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Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

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Why are aliens bad at high-fives?

Because they always klingon!

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.