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Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

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Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

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What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What do you call a factory that produces quality goods?

A satisfactory

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How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense,lets call them Klingons