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Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area!

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

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Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

Klingon Jokes More Klingon Jokes

Why are aliens bad at high-fives?

Because they always klingon!

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.