Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.