Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

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Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense,lets call them Klingons