Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny

What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

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How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

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What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

What do you call a factory that produces quality goods?

A satisfactory

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Why are aliens bad at high-fives?

Because they always klingon!