Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

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Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

What did the black man get for his son on Christmas?

Your bike.

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Why are divorces so expensive?

Because they are worth it!

What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

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Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure?

Oedipus

What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.