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Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

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Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip