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Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ()

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?

Jos and Hose-B

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

Oedipus Jokes More Oedipus Jokes

Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure?

Oedipus

What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.