Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

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Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

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Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

Oedipus Jokes More Oedipus Jokes

Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure?

Oedipus

What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.