Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

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What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did they sew you up with?

Cat gut.

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

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Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

Oedipus Jokes More Oedipus Jokes

Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure?

Oedipus

What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.