Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know
Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.
Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof
Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.
Whichever can reduce inflation.
Whichever you'll excel in, son.
I don't know but they're OK now.
Literally all gardening stops
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
To a weterinarian!
Both have had to adjust for inflation.
Inflation.
Iran, Iraq, I lost
Debate time reform.
Pink eye
A VeterinArian.