Candidate Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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Tom Brady Jokes More Tom Brady Jokes

How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

Whichever Jokes More Whichever Jokes

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Blue Eye Jokes More Blue Eye Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

Trick Question Jokes More Trick Question Jokes

How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

Purge Jokes More Purge Jokes

What do you call the prequel to The Purge?

The Binge

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

Presidential Candidate Jokes More Presidential Candidate Jokes

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.