Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
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Coffee Mug
There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
The Binge
None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!
He ran out of patients.
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
She's the one sleeping with the writer.
I can go to sleep with a light on
Because he was running on CP time.
Their lips are moving.
We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.
Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)
Me: I said "not to be racist" you must be sicker than I thought
Because he is a racist.
