Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.