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Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician?

Rate!!!

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

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How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

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What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?

420 raze it!

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in French and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

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What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

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Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?