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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?

Well.. You know what they say about big feet.

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Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

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How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in French and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

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Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

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What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

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How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.