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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

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How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

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What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?

420 raze it!

What do the French call 4/20?

80

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Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

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What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

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