Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

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Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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Where do Mathematicians sail?

Indices.

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

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How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

What do cows that are stoners say?

420 graze it

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Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

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Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.