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How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All of them.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

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How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!

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What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity