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How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All of them.

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I'm no scientist

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

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Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!