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How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All of them.

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How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

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How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....